We have been expecting you. And thank you for picking up the gauntlet.
Now, as you know, we want to make it to the very top, but we need your help to get there. And we need to spread the word to the farthest corners of the world. To win that bottle of champagne at Whelans on Saturday, send a photo to @statuestunes or via facebook of you or your granny posing like a statue. Funniest wins. Check out Join Project Fame for more or just start blagging your pants off now.
Specialists? We’re also looking for graphic designers, sound engineers, SEO experts, social media moguls, journalists, photographers, enthusiastic people, girlfriends. If you can help us in any way, we’ll make sure you’re recognised on the site, and in the documentary, plus we’ll buy you a delicious frosty beer. Click here to get in touch.
Or are you a big shot? If so, we’ve got a little extra we’d like to ask of you. Achieving one of these will bring you into our Gold Circle, get you a song written about you for our triple platinum debut album whereupon you’ll probably meet your future husband or wife. So are you big enough to:
- Get Barrack Obama to Publicly state his love for the band
- Get us in front of a crowd more than 50,000 strong or inside a stinking rich recording studio
- Perform any one of Jesus’s miracles, but selflessly pass all of the credit to Statues.